Sure, there have been the occasional douchebag sightings, and guys streaking down Second Ave. in lingerie, but nothing like the folks she’s pushed forth in her tip. The problem? Some additional input, further details, anecdotes, and above all else – pictures – are needed to move the story forward. So, please, write in with any info you have.
With the begging out of the way, let’s jump into the world of Caroline (we’ll break down her email in three parts over the next week – it’s like a fine meal, people, we can’t scoff it all down at once!).
"I would like to see a feature about the Bride of Frankenstein who frequents the area around 74th-68th street between York and Lex. You probably know her, she has big curly black hair, is probably in her mid 60's-late 70's. She Dresses in blackish layered clothing. Wears a big hat over her giant hair. Too much makeup. Who is she? She has been around for years."
Ah, no, acutally, I don't know her. Folks, please: "Upper East Side Bride of Frankenstein" info in the comments or to email@example.com.
Preview for Part II:
“I'd also like to know more about the Asian transsexual who carries around…"