Upper East Side's Bride Of Frankenstein?

A doozie of an email recently hit our inbox from reader Caroline. In it, she spotlights some extremely colorful UES characters that we, unfortunately, have neglected to cover to this point.

Sure, there have been the occasional douchebag sightings, and guys streaking down Second Ave. in lingerie, but nothing like the folks she’s pushed forth in her tip. The problem? Some additional input, further details, anecdotes, and above all else – pictures – are needed to move the story forward. So, please, write in with any info you have.

With the begging out of the way, let’s jump into the world of Caroline (we’ll break down her email in three parts over the next week – it’s like a fine meal, people, we can’t scoff it all down at once!).

Part 1:

"I would like to see a feature about the Bride of Frankenstein who frequents the area around 74th-68th street between York and Lex. You probably know her, she has big curly black hair, is probably in her mid 60's-late 70's. She Dresses in blackish layered clothing. Wears a big hat over her giant hair. Too much makeup. Who is she? She has been around for years."

Ah, no, acutally, I don't know her. Folks, please: "Upper East Side Bride of Frankenstein" info in the comments or to [email protected]

Preview for Part II:

“I'd also like to know more about the Asian transsexual who carries around…"

Comments

[Marie]

Sister Marlene is a very nice woman. She is gentle and kind and truely loves animals.

A while back some idiots at the dog run were trying to start a petition to keep her out of there! It was so petty and stupid - if she looked just like them it wouldn't have been a problem.

And the dogs love her! We all know dogs are a better judge of people...definitely better than Caroline in this case.

[jessica]

omg yes! She scares the shit out of me all the time. My sister and i call her "predator lady" because her thick black hair reminds us of the predator!!!!

[Jerem]

I used to see her sitting in the back of the Star Diner against a window. I have also seen her in the natural food store on 77th and 1st. I have never spoken with her, although I have found her black wig and fake teeth to be a bit off-putting.

[sr]

She goes by the name Sister Marlene, and feeds the squirrels and birds at Carl Schurz. She may be odd looking, but very nice

[Adam]

This woman is lovely and I see her at Carl Schurz Park all the time, sitting in the small dog park and talking to the many locals. She and I have spoken on many occasions. What is interesting is I was flipping through a friend's picture book about 100 New York characters, and I saw her in there! She has been deemed "The Bird Lady" by many in the know, and she has an unbelievable knowledge of New York City bird habitats. I'm guessing she got a major kickback from that publication.

[MJ]

Yep, I know who you are talking about. She also has fake teeth and carries 2 barnes and nobles bags at all times. She also frequents the dog park on the river during the summer and bringings the doggies snacks.

[Rob]

Personally, I don't think the derogatory (and offensive) labels here are necessary...ok, maybe we can keep the douchebag references...they deserve it. Anyway, the Bride reference...I think you will also see her frequently at the dog run at Carl Schurz park.